Thursday, September 28, 2006
9:33:00 PM
HAHA!!Wad de hell man.GuinessBookOfRecords sure is lookin for "trouble".HAHAHAZ!Any1 wanna break e record?..
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
12:05:00 AM
haha.okok.firstly.dun panic.e title is not suggestin anything serious.its just e "word" used by one of my lecturer.and seriously,it is really really funny!its like he has to use e "word" to finish every single sentence he says.well.dunno how it is gonna be for e next lectures wit him.
well,my curse wit my hp and bus is still active!i was supposed to take e bus no. 196 back home,and dunno why,i took e bus no.197,since they looked familiar.damn.i thght i was gonna be dropped in some faraway place.but thank god,e bus stopped at the rear of The Concourse(at e bus stop in the Nicoll Highway.)just e other day,i slept on e bus to find myself end up in Ang Mo Kio.ah!!luckily,there was e return bus to my home.
school has been fun so far.cept for e part where my maths tcher is kinda "nerdy" and looks abnormal.hopefully,he would not be wen he is teachin us.and he showed us a brain teaser.its called Petals Ard e Rose.and man.it was seriously tough,untill i figured it out.damn.it was so damn easy afterall.it just took abt 2 hrs,5 pieces of paper,and e pencil.and wen i found out the solution,i was ready to bang my head on e wall.so easy la.okok.do try it out.its so fun actually!and ppl.DUNT EVER LOOK FOR THE SOLUTiONS on the net.its like u give up so easily for this easy teaser.so just,go on and give e teaser another try.remember.the title itself is a BIG clue!!
erm..so ya..wad else..am like so sleepy here.hahaz.okok.shall continue tomorroe..and hey..better eat properly k.dun wan ya to end up sick durin ur exams.!!!
Sunday, September 24, 2006
8:46:00 PM
seriously,it was a scary experience.actually,i didnt want to blog today,but this incident made me to.me grandma asked me to buy some stuffs just now,and unwillingly i left de couch(coz got SgIdol final showdown).i was already so tired coz just break fast.and totally didnt expect what i was gonna experience.jus as i was exitin the store after purchasin the things,an indian guy(or maybe gay!!)looked at me one kind,like u know,the "seducing" kind.it was disgusting!and he started to whistle at me and asked me somethin disgusting!oh man.wat's worst was tat he followed me sia.and i was afraid to go back home,coz later he would find out my house.scary!and i totally have no idea how e hell i managed to escape frm him.i was just walkin ard,untill i lost sight of him.Unforgettable NIGHTMARE!!
Well,lets just forget tat "unforgettable" experience.Phew.today's e first day of fastin.was fine.but aiya,i really hope i can fast for the whole of this month.just afraid tat i might have to miss some of it,coz am under medication.haiz.nevermind.try my best la.anyway,was at me dad's shop till 6pm(went there at ard 9am..)and since i had alot of time,all alone,decided to write a sequel to one of my poem.haha.well.sequel?erm.dunno eh.but something like it.Its e sequel to What If,its called What If(2).nice title rite?haha.okok.got to catch up wit the sg idol.its great.and seriously folks,hopefully,no conspiracy things happens in it.coz u know,last year Taufik,a malay, won and this year,i do not think tat Hady,being a malay,would have alot of chances.but anyway,i prefer e voice of Jons,so it doesnt matter all along.and guys,i think there is another challenge in the SgIdol.its wit the two female judges.in e first season,florence was dressin up well,not exposin alot.but wen the "super exposing" Jac came in,Flo too started to expose.so stupid sia.for all "this" also want to compete.by e way,i dun think alot of guy fans would mind at all.so i rather stop tat topic here.no use u see.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
10:28:00 AM
Okie,the next two paragraphs are for two peeps.u should noe who u are.(better noe ah..)Haha..
Well,this is for e guy,ya la,u da,just wanna wish ya all e best wit ur part time job wit the famous fast food outlet,KFC,. Make some money dude! and do wads best. Buy more food and eat,but of course together wit excersise!anyway,i dun think it would be difficult for u,and the trainin would be a piece of "Blackforest Chocolate" cake.erm,i will try to drop by at e outlet.u noe.i will never get a better chance to get greeted by my very own frend and the best part it, u may even get a free food item!haha.okok.well.all e best dude.!
erm,well,this one is for the cheerful gal.and u shld noe why am sayin cheerful,coz u got to be cheerful always.of course if its a serious thing,u cant be cheerful.okok.serious now.i noe it was difficult for u to handle the prelim results u got.but hey,its ok.its just e results of de prelims.ok.i noe.u badly wanted 4 points.but nevermind.am sure u will do much much more better for ur Nz.Coz of u noe,u had been puttin in more effort and time now.and thank god u had since "recovered" frm de terrible shock.and am i like remindin it again.oops.okok.well,just carry on wit e revision,and its definitely goin very well.and reach tat goal of urs!
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so there i was,at e conference room at e OCBC towers,sittin along wit unfamiliar ppl,all were above e age of 30.and only e handful looked like they were somewhere between 20 to 25.okok.tat wasn't the problem.de problem was,only e ppl whom are at e age of 21 and above are required to attend tat speech.so there i was,at the conference room at e OCB towers.oh man.why am i repeatin it.okok.i was just seatin down on e chair.actually wen there wit a frend of mine whom invited me over.and thank god,he was also of my age(which indeed was not 21,but under it.)e manager of tat company invited my frend over,by givin him two tix,and i just tagged along wen i heard e name Adam Khoo.well,got e another chance to meet e guy called Adam Khoo.it was a great experience indeed.actually,he was invited over to give a speech abt entreprenuership.and wow,it was sure encouraging.and thought us how to make $$$(well,i think e government of Singapore mus hire him into givin speeches to e married couples in Singapore to encourage em to "make" babies!)...
erm.by de way, adam khoo is one of e most powerful speakers in Asia(Do i get paid,coz am creatin a brand name and advertisin his fame..Adam Khoo, u better see this..)and ya,since we were supposed to fake our ages,and since we were to write down our name and Ic. in some attendence booklet,we did a most impressive and most "criminal" ting.we jut changed the first two numbers of our Ic. to 85.Voila.We were instantly 21 years of age.Haha.and guess who gave us this idea,the manager himself.Nowadays i cant believe wad ppl of high poitions think and do.watch too much of "Bond" and "Impossible" movies la.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
6:51:00 PM
well.wat e day today.first of all,congrats to my bestie,for gettin e job.and its ur first ever interview rite?superb de.no treat ah?haha.okok.anyway,all e best for you mate.
well,its really tough to find a nice shirt at e cheap..okok..less expensive price.i terribly needed to buy a shirt for today,to wear it for some "Expensive" dinner.de one at home was stained,and although there was my elder bro's shirt,it was kinda small,(cause am tall and he is kinda shorter than me..)..went to bugis,and asked yash to help me out,and there wasnt much time.well,cant blame him,he needs time,so tat he could choose e best one.(like the time wen i was goin for a "makeover" wit e help of him.)..anyway,i had to settle wit my bro's shirt.and i looked so abnormal.and ppl at e dinner were starin at me.scary!!so i just moved ard,told my dad i had somethin "urgent" to attend to.and quickly got de hell outta that place.and damn,i didnt have dinner there.aiyah.today was kinda rushy!nevermind.bein at home now,it sure feels great.coz no one is starin..
by e way,i would like to thank yash for "forcin" me into speakin eng all e time.wit tat,i had somehow improved my english,and it sure helps me alot wit my grammar and stuffs in my poems.thanks dude!!...
and ya, its like i had come up wit seven different poems,but all wit e single theme of Love.they are categorized by:
1) Attached
2) Not Single
3) Players
4) Married
5) Heartbroken
6) Afraid to confess
and
7) Holding on
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de above poems are not supposed to provoke any1 in one way or another.if it does.sorry then.coz i dun give a single..yes..a single damn.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
5:22:00 PM
well.to the person who introduced the idea to have the stupid rule of registerin for the gem modules.u really have no idea how DIFFICULT and FRUSTRATING the registration is.wonder if u have tried it be4.its like we are given a stupid allocated time to register.and only few seats are available at e time.well.c'mon guys.u think all would get their fav module?i myself didnt get wat i was lookin for at e first try,and mind you,i was at e registration thingy at exactly 3PM!!.thank god,i got lucky the second time round.and ya.did u think abt the students whom do not have broadband?well.wait.wait.are u tryin to so-called "influence" us to BUY e broadband?u give money la,we buy.its totally bullshit.well.better listen up,whoever you are,i did better get my next fav module next time round,if not...
ok then.well.now.this paragraph is for the stupid thailand country.how could one's own military take over its own country.its so stupid eh.like tat who wants to travel to ya country la.surely would be losin alot of billions k.u ppl really sux eh.did u know how badly it affects alot of other ppl too.better get back to ur usual government rule.even Kofi had critisied u.better be up and runnin quick,if not surely,ur country would be in turmoils.(well,hopefully,this does not creates a WAR between e LilRedDot and "SIAM".)
seriosly,i have got no idea wads happenin to e world.it was like no pluto,now thailand is under its own military rule,and Cardboard cows stucked on top of grasses in singapore.(well,though i find it moo-tivating,its still takin up unnecessary space..)
and ya..i remembered one of e incident which happened in Johor. Wen i reached there, my hp was still under some dunno-what-language operator.and guess a policeman there saw me strugglin wit my phone.he was kind enough to help me set my hp to e local mobile operator there(Maxis).(ya..although i knew how to do it myself,tat policman was carryin a gun !!...)not wantin to have my picture appear in the Straits Times Obituries on the followin day,i just thanked him in some broken malay,and walked away.(wow,it rhymes..)...
hmm....
nth else i guess..oh wait..ya..i own some1 a story.okok.sure sure.would share it wit ya e next time..(omg..i got to come up wit a story soon!!.)..hahaz..k then..got to burn some songs into e cd for me mum..she had been pesterin me for days..well..its abt time i get it done..if now who knoes..i mite end up without dinner for a day or two..!
Monday, September 18, 2006
9:08:00 PM
okok.be4 i go into e thing abt silent mode,wanna share e thing wit ya'll.was readin thru one of me frend's blogs,yash,and i would like to highlight what he wrote there.to all those ppl whom are going ard sayin that i love you to e core and such sh*ts,u ppl need to be shot dead.seriously,i agree wit yash that love cannot be measured.and dude,watever is bothering ya,dun worry k,remember this,be happy and stay cool always.and guess ur sis is not in e good situation just like ya.do send her my regards that everythin would be alrite.Ok?...
Now,let me go into e story abt silent mode.well,u see.its been so long since i had switched my hp into silent mode.and since you asked me to(u noe who u are..hahaz.)i left it in silent mode.and seriously,it had its pros and conns.well,woke up mornin ard 5am to get to me dad's shop to help out,and i didnt look at my hp.and its still in silent mode.then rush here and there at e shop,only to return back home to sleep for awhile.then woke up ard 1 or 2pm,only to find 4 or 5 missed calls from yash.seriously,sorry dude.was so damn tired.(and had some symptoms of food poisonin..i do not want to go "deep" into tat..)hate this week ppl.so damn tirin.no time sia.so yash,if ur readin this,do ring me.its tough to contact you.and DO start to eat well da.Stomach ulcers causes impotence!!!
Cmon fiz,this is a PG rated blog.but isnt tat word taught in secondary schools?okok.and let me continue wit the silent mode thing.together wit e missed calls,i had two pendin sms's frm the person whom asked me to put my hp into silent mode.haha.well.sorry sia.totally forget tat my hp was in silent mode.hmm.Then well,went back to e shop at ard 2pm,rushed here and there again,and returned back home at ard 5m.and tat was wen i sat down to eat my breakfast and lunch.kinda late rite.haha.well.then had to buy some assesment books for me two young siblins.thght tat e popular at BrasBasah closes ard 8pm.so i was online till 6 30.then headed for popular.only to realise tat popular was closed.Hey popular!!Guess wad..U aint gonna be popular wit me..!!Then i rang me sis up,askin here where other popular stores are and told me to try ToaPayoh.well.i didnt noe e place.rang up yash,but couldnt contact him.not wantin to take e risk,i decided to go to popular tomorroe.and bugis was right beside there.so decided to try out the Kinokuniya(this word means "bend down" wen tranlated into tamil loosely...)there,i was just "browsin" thru e books,and found a book written by neil humphrey.the guy who jokes alot abt singapore.so bought one of his books and headed straight for home.
well.tats abt it for today i guess.Ah.ya.well.i seriously needed some laughs so i went to do some stuffs.hahaz.dun think dirty ya'll.only yash knoes wad i did.hahaz.sshh.if u wanna knoe e secret.pls ask me.dun ask ard k.oke then.shall end it here for today.let me now go look for yash.Dude!! Where are ya??????....
Saturday, September 16, 2006
11:17:00 PM
WooHoo!!!!!!am back!! Oh yeah!! How are ya all?? Well...went for a 4 day chalet thingy.it wasn't that bad..but erm..lets just say that at some point stupid stuffs happened.Argh!okok.relax.Well., luved the last nite there at changi beach,listenin to melodious songs while i was just thinkin abt myself.and there was this half moon.it was beautiful!!that nite,i had one of my best sleep ever.Wooow!okok.and well, i dun wanna write alot about the chalet due to some reasons.if u wanna know more, approach me.
Today went to the Tamil debates finals. My ex-sec sch.Bendemeer was up against CHIJ St Therasa's.de topic was "tamil is a language used by all now".and bendemeer had to talk against it.well.its totally a stupid topic.of course whoever talkin for it wins la.its POLITICS mate.wonder who came up wit this kinda topics.and seriously speakin,bendemeer were far more better.aiyah.lousy judgin!okok..
Omg!! Am now addicted to the tamil love hits of the early 90s.so nice!..aww...this postin is gonna be messy i guess.i forgot my format of how to write eh.its ok.frm next postin onwards i shall write wit the proper format.wad else.erm.hmm.oh ya.IMPT!!at the Caldecott Hill.when i was lookin for a seat to spectate the debates, one of the in-charge there came to me and asked me to sit down quickly.i went to sit down in one of e seat, and guess wad she did...she asked me to get up and get to another seat becoz it was already booked.how to book seats sia.totally like stupid eh.(and omg..am usin alot of "stupid" words.)...and guess wad she did after tat..rite infront of me, she complained to her fellow officer tat they should throw out hooligans by usin CISCO..obviously referrin to me as de hooligan.i was like sooo damn pissed off.had to control myself frm askin her why she talked like tat.haiz.nevermind.its all over.
Erm.ya.for the girl whom was woked up by the Punctual guy..hahaz.okok.serious.seems tat ur still wit the swollen hands,ulcer and the burnt finger.next time DO be careful k.dun worry, all would cure soon.and rev should be goin well i guess..ok then.i shall end it here.be4 i go,heres a food for e thought.
"No matter how beautiful is a chicken, it will one day end up in e Nasi Ayam(chicken rice)"...
Saturday, September 09, 2006
7:23:00 PM
hi all.phew.wad few days it had been.interestin.well.would have updated yesterday.but had to go to my relative;s house due to some stupid reasons.aiyoh.i dunnno why the hell ppls make small stuffs to become BIG.idiots!.okok.relax.well.i have been lookin for yash for the past 2 days.dunno where he is.somemore he was tellin me tat he was attacked by a demon.oh man.dude.where are ya.if u read this.ring me asap k.and ya.woohoo.i had been losin my sleep for a day now.hahaz.woohoo?why am i so happy.anyway.just feelin great nowadays.a day be4,came to know a girl called sabrina.hahaz.well.i would like to apologize coz seriously, i didnt heard wad she was talking abt.only abt 30% was understood by me.hopefully, its nth important u were tellin me abt.if it is.then do tell me next time k.and ya.this is for another girl.seriously think tat fastin aint good at this time.but nevermind.since it is like over.next time do care alot abt ur health k.was damn worried.but hey.ur fine.and i am worried now.Yash!!! Where are ya?!!!
Exam results will be out in abt few days.kinda nervous.not abt the results.just hope i did well enough to get into business side.seems like the whole class of mine wants to get into the business side.All the best ya'll.all the best to me too.
the other day, i was readin abt some guy in india, was sellin himself for some fee.i mean.wad de hell is he tryin to do.life got price ah?he is behavin so stupid.and guess wad.he holds a masters in Medicine.so stupid eh.u aint got live is it?go become a doctor and save lives.dun "prostitute" urself eh.he shld be lucky to have done so well in his studies, and yet he is sellin himself.no matter wad reasons u give, its still so stupid to sell yourself dude.lets see wad happens.
by the way, added a new poem. check it out!.......i just hate it wen ppl whom i know cries.but tat doesnt mean tat cryin is stupid.there are actually alot of meanin in tears.so i came up wit this poem.enjoy...
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
4:42:00 PM
hahahaz..omg..i seriously need to laugh like hell..oh man...can take it..(rollin on the floor..hands clutched on my heart..erm..i mean stomach..)..ookok..enuf..
well..hahahaz..i can take it la..need to laugh out badly..oooh..hahahaz..okok..sshh.relaks..enuf..
okok..this is a disclaimer k.nth in my blog is or are used to hurt any ppl in one way or another.and ya.let me take this moment forget my enemies(if there are such persons ...) and to forgive any1 who had hurt me in one way or another.and ya.if i had hurt ya ppl(which i dunt think i would have...erm..ok)..forgive me ya'll......omg..i seriously cant take it man..HOoohahahahz.!!!..okok..serious serious..
Talk abt ppl changin...its really amazin..really really amazin..Life..tats wad they call it..hahaz..oh man..never laughed like this ever since the joke me and yash were crackin abt...(quack quack...hahaz...).....
And i think somethings wrong wit friendster. I can read my mails!!!..like wad de..friendster ppl..u got to check wads the problem...got alot of mails pendin to be read...impt ones too!!
hahahahahahaahahz....omg..seriously..i think am high!! due to the injections maybe.. Ps: Damn happy due to some truth!!!..Woohoo!!!
Monday, September 04, 2006
10:48:00 PM
well.sadly.one of the very famous Aussie.ya.australian mate.Steve irwin had been killed by a freak accident.a Stingray punctured his heart.well.kids loved him.but well.he gotta go i guess.he will be deeply missed.especially by the PM of Australia( only me and yash know y)..okok.enuf abt him..
so..have u guys ever had two injections on one single day.? If u had..then i can seriously understand how u ppl felt.(erm..for ppl who had the injection on e same place..i dunno how u felt..)had me first injection on my arm..due to some stupid fever...but it was damn super duper effective..but was kinda weak later..then had to go to suntec to see another doc to check on my ankle.(for ppl who do not know wad happened to my ankle..its good tat u dun..)..so had an injection to speed up the recovery process..the damn ligament is damn loose..so mus get it tightened real quick.anyway..today at suntec.saw alot of security.wow.looks like they are really prepared for the IMF meeting.(once again for those who do not have a single idea wads the IMf is abt...Ur a good Singaporean..)..Well..ya.as i was sayin..they were really prepared..but erm.to a certain extent only eh.am being some nonsense.went to see how prepared those security guards were.i acted like i was carryin something huge.and left it near the escalatator.where there were alot of ppl.(and ya..am not a terrorist k..)..and waited and waited.nth happened.not as in a bomb blast.but as in no one turned up to report the "strange" bag.hahaz.so all those IMf personals.Wish ya luck dudes!!(by the way,i saw a security guard chattin away in some foreign language and was kissin on the phone..erm..wait.tats something personal of his..rite?..) And ya..did any1 noticed tat the IMf meetin is on Sept 11..erm..ya..wad am i tryin to imply..erm..dum te dum te..dumte dim dum....and to think tat suntec has 4 identical towers.omg!! ameen!!!! Dun tok nonsense.!!..nth bad will happen.Singapore got a Seriously Superb Wonderful Ultra Effective Security! We should be glad man.(hopefully, no IMf personals view this blog..)
I have no idea y am being so cruel today..should be due to high dosage of injections..and erm..one of my medicines was the same color and size(and taste) of M&ms,...erm..
Oh..my..God!!!...
Ps: very well.it seems tat tomorroe is the startin of n levels.erm.wait.its today rite.erm.nevermind.so ya.wishin all the students takin n levels a very best of lucks!!. Move on to Sec 5 k..